My Comic Relief: Boyfriend and Iran

OK, so my boyfriend changed his online profile to say, status="it's complicated" and he's looking for "dating men."

He claims that it was to test me, or to develop peaceful nuclear energy, or something like that.

I told him to change that immediately, and he did not.

I have now told him that I will refer him to the UN Security Council, and Israel will bomb him. That should work.